saucyminxalenko:

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saucyminxalenko:

nawwwww

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:


One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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awesomephilia:

My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)

awesomephilia:

My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)

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Biotic appreciation.

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#kaidanAlenko face and voice come together in one place. -  Raphael Sbarge’s Instagram

#kaidanAlenko face and voice come together in one place. -  Raphael Sbarge’s Instagram

Seems like you're having a bad day, Shepard

“Be careful…”

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loki-cat:

ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.

when people of tumblr have no internet, they leak into the real world…

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pleatedjeans:

A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via

^REAL-LIFE LOIS LANE, RIGHT HERE.^

ealperin:

pleatedjeans:

A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via

^REAL-LIFE LOIS LANE, RIGHT HERE.^

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Album Art

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Ezio’s Cooking Show (video)

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