that awkward moment when alistair doesn’t want to have sex with you
When Alistair tells me i’m pretty
followed by endless giggling
I left DA:O at home by accident.
What this means to
- oh darn I can’t play this really awesome and engaging game that I’ve grown fond of!
What this means to me:
- OH GOD I LEFT ALISTAIR AT HOME DAD DAD YOU NEED TO COME PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY NO I’M NOT OKAY DAD I FORGOT ALISTAIR WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND DAD THIS IS IMPORTANT HURRY DAD HURRYYYY.
Wait. Your tag.
He ISN’T a real person?